Strain Review – Mowie Wowie

Strain Review – Mowie Wowie

I’ve had Maui Waui before. Many times, but not in the last 15 to 20 years. The original spelling is what I wrote here. Some Maui Waui was purported to be actually grown on the island of Maui. Some was grown in California. But the word is Maui, not Mowie. It’s a large island in the Hawaiian island chain. Maui has always been maui…until now. I have frequently seen Waui spelled Wowie. Wowie,OG Arabian Nights, Palm Springs, CA the original strain was spelled Waui. The strain I purchased was labeled “Mowie Wowie” and was purchased from a shop in Palm Springs, CA called OG Arabian Knights.

The Mowie Wowie I purchased was produced by a company called Dime Bag who claim that their product is all soil grown and organic. The flower could have been grown in soil, but was it grown indoors or outdoors? Hard to tell from their website. While I do  appreciate organic, it doesn’t matter as long as no pesticides and herbicides were used. What matters is the care it was grown with. What I don’t understand is their spelling of Maui Waui as Mowie Wowie. I can get the Wowie part for marketing and have frequently seen products with names that are supposed to mean something, but Maui Waui (or Wowie) was invented in Hawaii in the late 1970s.

So what’s in a name? Let’s find out!

Mowie Wowie – Appearance & Packaging

A Mowie Wowie Close-up

A Mowie Wowie Close-up

There’s not a lot to differentiate this particular strain from many others. The buds had some bright green, usually not a great sign, but in this case it was OK; not too many orange stigma were visible, but that’s not an issue for me; there were also some darker reddish-brown areas scattered throughout. What is Maui Waui supposed to look like? I don’t know, but it was still pretty and I liked the way it looked. The flowers were fairly loose and it appeared to be grown without PGRs (Plant Growth Regulators), which is a good thing.

Mowie Wowie from Dime BagA word on the packaging. As you can see by this picture, the weed was delivered to me in a ‘hermetically’ sealed bag. I hate this packaging for several reasons. First, I can’t see the product. Second, It’s essentially a soft sided enclosure that can get crushed rendering the weed crumbled up. That said, this particular iteration of my ‘Dime Bag’ of pot was very much in tact in the bag and had a wonderful aroma to boot. I still don’t like it, but I also get it. If I was a grower and I wanted to protect my product, I might consider the exact same thing.

Mowie Wowie Appearance Score – 16

Mowie Wowie – Aroma

Holy Moley… … …or more aptly put WOWIE! This strain was packed with tropical fruit aromas like pineapple, skunky (a good thing) cannabis aromas and an unidentifiable aroma that just smelled…good. At first, I was kind of suspicious that the company that produced this product had added some terpenes to make it smell and taste better. After a while, I realized that all the aromas were part of the plant. i couldn’t keep my nose out of the bag it came in, it smelled that good. Was it because of added terpenes? I don’t know, but what was there I liked. A lot. I’d like to believe that the care Dime Bag took in drying and curing was what made the weed smell so wonderful.

Mowie Wowie Aroma Score – 19

Mowie Wowie – Taste

The wonderful aromas did not entirely come through to the taste, in spite of the aromas strength. It did taste good and it was smooth as well. This tells me it was well dried and cured. The green color had nothing to do with the taste, which is a good thing. But it did taste ‘smoky’ at first. Usually the first toke of weed in my (glass) pipe has a lot of the flavors of the terpenes. Not this strain. The taste on the palate had some of the fruitiness of the aroma, but wasn’t as complex. I think the ‘smokiness’ of the flavor got in the way of the fruitiness of the aroma and didn’t translate.

Mowie Wowie Taste Score – 17

Mowie Wowie – Effect

This strain energized me. I felt like the energizer bunny. Creative. Focused. I wanted to clean my house, but I wasn’t at home. I wanted to draw and I did. I wanted to paint. I did. If there are strains that are sativa and indica, then this one falls squarely in the sativa category. It was ‘light’ very little body buzz and it allowed me to concentrate on my creative side. It was absolutely uplifting and if I was feeling any stress, the stress was gone. I felt like I wanted to be active and not lay around on the couch. This is a great strain for exercising or hiking. There are two minor downsides to the effect; First one is cottonmouth. I wanted to consume a lot of water…and I did! The second was dry-eye. My eyes just felt dry.

Mowie Wowie Effect Score – 19

Mowie Wowie Review Summary

Would I buy this again, even in the packaging I hate? Absolutely. My only question is why don’t more growers produce this particular strain. It’s a terrific and uplifting strain that I haven’t seen for years. I hope that growers in other states decide that it’s worth a grow and I get to smoke it again soon. The overall score was dragged down by the packaging, but don’t let that stop you from buying this strain. It’s worth every penny. If it wasn’t for the packaging, I’d have given this strain a 93 or 94, as high as the Acapulco Gold I reviewed last year from The Green Room in Telluride. Maybe California growers are better than Colorado growers. I don’t think so, but you never know

Mowie Wowie Overall Score 90 (93 or 94 with different packaging)
White Rhino Cannabis Strain Review

White Rhino Cannabis Strain Review

White Rhino is a new strain to me, but apparently well known in states where I haven’t shopped before. According to Wikileaf, White Rhino has won a lot of second place awards. Second place? Pot Guide says White Rhino is a cross between White Widow (a cross between a Brazilian sativa and a South India hybrid) and Afghani strains. The Afghani strain is a landrace. White Widow was bred to be a high yielding strain, meaning the yield per plant after harvesting,drying and curing is quite high. But second place? Do I really want to consume something that always comes in second in Cannabis Cup activity? I figured; “Why not!?” and so I decided to buy some and see what White Rhino is all about.

I had to wonder whether the the strain was going to be good or not, but after consuming it, I began to understand that second place might not be all bad. It might not be all good either. It wasn’t a blockbuster strain like the Acapulco Gold I reviewed earlier this year, but it was pretty darn good.

White Rhino – Appearance

The sample I got from a dispensary in Antonito, Colorado, had tightly formed buds with a light, but pretty frosting of trichomes on them. The buds were a little tight (for my taste), but were of relatively good size and not some little nugs from the bottom of the plant. White Rhino was named because the plant typically has a large cola at the top of it that looks like the horn of a rhinoceros. While the buds were nice, there was nothing about them that I would call rhinoceros-like in appearance.

Appearance Score = 16

White Rhino – Aroma

The aroma was a bit on the light side, which can mean many things. Given the strain’s heritage, I thought it should be more pungent. It felt like it wasn’t cured properly, though the ash was white, or maybe this sample was a bit old, but what was there in aroma was quite pleasant indeed. There were notes of muskiness, and some tropical fruit. It was an inviting aroma and I wanted to smell it more both by having a stronger scent and a bit more definition in the components of the scent.

Aroma Score = 17

White Rhino – Taste

White Rhino tasted pretty much like it smelled. Kind of a musky taste, not to be confused with a musty taste. It tasted fairly fresh and the aromatics were a bit subdued, but overall the taste was kind of nice. As far as I could tell, it didn’t taste like a rhinoceros, but I’ve never smelled or tasted a rhinoceros. The entry was smooth, but after that, while I was inhaling the bud, I’d have to say it was a bit harsh. Exhaling the smoke showed the same flavor as it was when I first inhaled the product. I could tell it was cured properly though. The ash was very pale grey, almost white, and this is a sign of a good cure. There was no chlorophyll in the aroma or taste, so it wasn’t just dried and sold.

Taste Score = 16

White Rhino – Effect

White Rhino is purported to be an indica heavy hybrid. It lived up to its name. It has a very relaxing body buzz that I thoroughly enjoyed. But it also has has a very euphoric, energizing and relaxing at the same time mind effect as well. As much as i thought the mind effect was going to be the end of it and was wondering if the strain was actually a sativa in name, the body effect kicked in. The whole effect took some time to evolve and it certainly was pleasant. It took about 15 minutes for the whole effect to show what it was about and I had no complaints. I tried it at first when I wanted to get some sleep, but I found that it also

Effect Score = 17

White Rhino Review Summary

When I think of a rhinoceros, I think of a charging, willful beast. White Rhino was neither. It was however, quite pleasant and I found myself consuming a second bowl. It was quite nice at the end of the day. Instead of the martini like Acapulco Gold, this was like a nice glass of chardonnay.

White Rhino Total Score = 86

Notorious THC – Home Grown Strain Review

Notorious THC – Home Grown Strain Review

Notorious THC is a strain I’d never heard of and probably won’t ever see again, but WOW! it was really impressive…for about an hour or so.  It seems to be available to home growers in California and I searched lots of dispensaries in different states on leafly.com and weedmaps.com, but haven’t found it in commercial distribution anywhere. Perhaps it’s too difficult to grow or low yielding and commercial growers don’t want to fool with it. I wish it was available commercially as I don’t have the room or place where I can grow my cannabis.

At first, it was wonderful and then it was… I’m not sure. I’m not going to score this strain for a lot of reasons which you can read below, but I will describe the strain using our 100 point 4-20s review method. Notorious THC had the makings of a superior strain until … I don’t know if the problems I encountered were because of the genetics of the strain or the way it was grown.

There seems to be some confusion at the breeder level about what Notorious THC actually is. One seed company calls it hybrid and another calls it indica. There is a feminized (likely to produce a female plant) version and there’s an auto-flowering version that flowers after “x” number of weeks. The auto-flowering version is a bit disconcerting to me because in order to be ‘auto-flowering’, it has to have some cannabis ruderalis genes in it’s genetic makeup. Ruderalis is considered an ‘auto flowering’ plant as it blooms after a certain number of weeks, no matter how many hours of light the plant gets every day. Cannabis ruderalis, while it has some THC, is not a plant we look for when trying to consume the best bud possible.

Notorious THC – Appearance

There was nothing distinguishing about the way this strain looked pretty green buds with few stigma on them. It wasn’t particularly frosty, which is not necessarily an indication of quality.

Notorious THC – Aroma

Tangy. That was the first thing that came to mind. Tangy and somewhat ‘skunky’. Then there was a green, almost chlorophyll aroma and taste that can be a hallmark of homegrown weed that hasn’t been cured properly. The overall aroma after the green smell was  pleasant with some skunkiness and that almost citrus tang which is probably from limonene, a terpene that’s pretty common in cannabis flower. Limonene smells like uh, lemons!

Notorious THC – Taste

Surprisingly, it tasted much like it smelled. It was a bit harsh and green tasting, which I attributed to the growers lack of knowledge to cure the plant properly. This problem isn’t limited to home growers. Big commercial production facilities, whether indoor or outdoor, sometimes have issues with their cure. It absolutely affects the taste and smoothness of the smoke. The ash from this strain was very dark, which is another indicator of a poor cure.

Notorious THC – Effect

Here’s where Notorious THC got tricky. About 5 or so minutes after I consumed it, there was a very airy and open effect that had a lot of clarity. LOVED IT! The very open/creative feeling lasted for at least an hour. This sort of effect was contradictory to the breeder’s claim that Notorious THC is indica. It was much more of a ‘sativa’ effect. So the sativa effect lasted for an hour or so. Then it changed…for the worse. I got a bit nauseated. The effect got a bit overpowering and then I got a massive headache. This was after only two tokes. The next morning I had a ‘hangover’ which I never get from cannabis. Maybe it was the alcohol, except I didn’t consume any alcohol that night. I’ve been loath to try the strain again.

Conclusion: Pitfalls of Home Growing

If I could have separated the first half of the effect from the second half, Notorious THC was terrific cannabis in the beginning. The second half was everything that cannabis shouldn’t be. I don’t know if it was me. I don’t know if it was Notorious THC. Perhaps it’s why it doesn’t appear to be commercially available anywhere in any cannabis legal state.

One other thing about the home grower; They may have used PGRs (plant growth regulators) without even knowing it as they were fertilizing their plants while they were growing. PGRs can have some strange effects on the flower and its terpenes, THC(s) and CBD(s) content and could potentially throw them out of balance. There’s no way to tell if they used PGRs and the grower may not have known it.

The strain also showed me that the whole of indica vs. sativa thing is a lot of hooey. One seed breeder calls it indica and another calls it hybrid. What is it actually? There has to be a better way to separate the different kinds of effects. One producer just labels their packages as energizing or relaxing. I DETEST prepacked cannabis. It’s dishonest. While I’m sure that many commercial operations who do prepackage their cannabis are honest, prepackaging somehow feels like they’re hiding something

Cannabis needs something akin to the taxonomy of wine. I don’t know what that might be, but I’m working on it.

Strain Review: Diamonds Two Ways – Grapes and Dust

Strain Review: Diamonds Two Ways – Grapes and Dust

Diamond strain cannabis is a new strain for me. This Diamond strain review features two cultivars; Grapes and Dust. Diamond Grapes, with it’s unique fruity qualities and smooth smoke earned a 91, while earthy and traditionally appealing Diamond Dust rated 81 on the Canniseur 100 point system. Diamond Grapes produced a good 45-minute burst of brainy energy, then settled into a pleasant body buzz, while Diamond Dust produced a relaxing indica-style body experience.

Diamond Strains: Appearance

Diamond Grape Bud

Diamond Grapes

Diamond Grapes consisted of a beautiful cone shaped bud with lots of sparkly pastel purple trichomes all over. It was loosely trimmed (which I like) and seemed well grown. The bud was pliant to the touch and rolled up a terrific joint. Loved the way it looked and felt.

Diamond Dust consisted of teensy little buds that were overly trimmed and were very tight, which leads me to believe the plants were grown with PGRs (plant growth regulators), while not necessarily bad in and of themselves can be harmful to human health if the wrong ones are used. They are not allowed at all in the EU, but in our unregulated markets (for cannabis) we have no control over this issue. They were also dry and crumbly. Too dry to roll up a good joint and not moist enough to smoke smoothly.

SCORES: Grapes 18 & Dust 10

Diamond Strain: Aroma

Diamond Grapes – This particular strain has a marvelously fruity aroma that, as it’s name suggests, is reminiscent of concord grapes (like Welch’s Grape Juice) and other fruits. I loved the aroma, but it did not have that rich scent that great cannabis seems to always possess. It could be a particular rare terpene is missing, and that doesn’t mean the bud isn’t good, it just means it that little something was missing.

Diamond Dust

Diamond Dust

Diamond Dust – This was much earthier. Unlike the Diamond Grapes cultivar, there was no fruity aroma. Since both cultivars were these are supposed to derive from the same lineage, I was surprised that there were no similarities at all in the scent. Dust was a much more traditional cannabis aroma. That’s not a bad thing and I really enjoyed smelling the different strains side by side.

SCORES: Grapes 18 & Dust 18

Diamond Strain: Taste

Diamond Grapes – There was a lot of fruit in the taste. It wasn’t grapey, but it was fruity (we recently wrote about five undeniably grape-flavored strains). The bud smoked smooth and was easy on my throat. The ash was white, which tells me it was well dried and cured. Drying and curing are two different things in flower production. This was well done for both things. Nice.

Diamond Dust – Much more “traditional” in its taste. The earthiness in the aroma came through in the taste. The smoke was a little more ragged on the throat, but not so much so that it was cough worthy. I couldn’t rate either of these higher than the other. Both were good.

SCORES: Grapes 17 & Dust 17

Diamond Strain: Effect

Diamond Grapes – The effect took about 3 or 4 minutes to start and was energizing at first. It created a very lightheaded feeling with focus. It was energizing for about ½ hour, then it got a bit more body oriented and began to make me sleepy. Diamond Grapes is supposed to be a hybrid and it’s a good hybrid in the sense that it had me thinking creatively. It was very focused for about 45 minutes when the body buzz started taking over from the brain buzz.

Diamond Dust – Very much more of an indica body buzz. Relaxing, This particular strain makes a good sleepy time addition to the Dosi Dos I use for sleep. WAY better than Ambien for sure. Other than a terrific sedative effect, Diamond Dust didn’t produce as much giggly fun time as Diamond Grapes.

SCORES: Grapes 18 & Dust 16

Conclusion

What strikes me as unusual, is the huge difference between these two strains. Although the parents are supposed to be at least 50% the same, the other parent seemed to be the dominant part of this cross. I liked both cultivars, but the Grapes was a lot more fun. It was also better grown, cured and trimmed as well. I do need to note that reviews I’ve now read about these Diamond cannabis strains say the Dust flowers were supposed to be light green and fluffy. These were hard unforgiving nugs that could have benefited from a little TLC. The Grapes variety demonstrates how much growing and curing make a difference when it comes to Diamond strains and cannabis in general.

TOTAL SCORES – Grapes 91 & Dust 81

An additional note on the packaging and handling of the bud: Both strains, Diamond Grapes and Diamond Dust were purchased at Ann Arbor dispensaries. Diamond Grapes was purchased from Arborside Compassion and Diamond Dust was purchased from Liberty Provisioning Center. Both dispensaries package their buds up in resealable plastic bags, which tends to dry out the bud. This does not alter the effectiveness of the strain for the purposes of review.

Arborside Compassion is strictly a medical dispensary and Liberty Provisioning is both adult-use and medical. Sadly, both dispensaries package their buds up in resealable plastic bags, which I detest. This is the quickest way to turn your nice, moist and pretty bud into dried out shake. Not that it matters in terms of the effect, but it’s a cheap way to package bud and not very consumer friendly either.

Liberty was the worst and they used to be the best until the original owner sold to a large multi-state chain. All their bud is now prepackaged in opaque black bags. That’s a problem and I probably won’t be going back to Liberty. Arborside Compassion on the other hand, even though the product is put in the same type of opaque plastic envelope, at least lets you choose the buds and then they package it. Even the budtenders in these locations know that it’s terrible way to package cannabis flower. OK, rant over. Let’s get back to the strains.

Blue Dream 4-Ways (4 Different Growers, 4 Different States)

Blue Dream 4-Ways (4 Different Growers, 4 Different States)

This is not a normal strain review. If you’re like me, you’ve got your favorite cultivars of cannabis. One of mine is Blue Dream. Genetically Blue Dream is a cross between Blueberry, which is an Indica (but not a landrace), and Haze, which is a Sativa. But genetics are only expressed when the plant is grown, harvested, dried, and cured. And there are lots of ways to grow I’ve been lucky enough to be able to find Blue Dream in 4 places fairly recently and have had 4 different experiences with them. In the wine business, Cabernet Sauvignon is grown all over the world. It’s not the same from one place to another. Heck, it’s not the same from one vineyard to another and they can be right next to each other. So is cannabis any different?

Where The Blue Dream Flower is From

These Blue Dream buds came from Michigan, Colorado, New Mexico, and Illinois. Since there are only a few growers in each state who are licensed to grow weed, I decided to only use one dispensary offering of Blue Dream from each state. But since I like the end result a lot, I thought it would be interesting to see if and where the effect and power were the same from grower and grower and state to state.

One note here; I’m not going to say which one was from what state for several reasons; First, I lost track (gee, I wonder why); second, they were actually very similar in effect, but not the same across other factors — although they were supposed to be the same genetically; third, they looked very different from one another, which led me to think that maybe they weren’t the same genetically; and Fourth, they did have some similarities in taste but were different at the same time. I’m not going to score these different ones or even tell you which I thought was the best, but suffice it to say…they were all good. I did not pay attention to the purported percentage of THC because I’ve found that it makes no difference whatsoever. Maybe a toke or two less over time, but that’s about it.

For the sake of simplicity, I’ll call the image in the upper left of this page BD1, the Upper right is BD2, Lower Left is BD3 and the lower right is BD4.

Blue Dream: Appearance

The best flowers were BD4. They were well defined, had a great aroma, and were harvested from the middle to top of the plant. The flowers were very aromatic and very frosty with trichomes. BD2 was a bit disappointing because the buds were more like nugs than buds, not that nugs are a bad thing, but these were overly manicured and just didn’t have the same terpene aromas as BD4. So I’d rank them last. BD1 and BD3 had similar bud sizes and they were the two closest in both appearance and aroma.

Blue Dream: Aroma

As noted above, I really liked both the appearance and scent of BD4. It has a kind of berry aroma, not blueberries, but more like raspberries. At least that’s what I thought. All of the samples had a ‘bright’ aroma, perhaps with a little less of the berry aroma or more of a pronounced flowery aroma. All were free of any tainted smell, so no molds or anything like that at least in enough quantity that there were discernable scents of anything bad. One hopes. Blue Dream isn’t as identifiable as say a Bordeaux chateau or a Cabernet from Napa, but it doesn’t have a distinctive aroma that would instantly tell me it was Blue Dream. All that said before, it’s still has a wonderful nose for the strain.

Blue Dream: Flavor

The best flavor was from BD2. Really. I was surprised when I went back to my notes that I wrote about its flavor a lot and all in positive terms. So that was kind of surprising. The big buds had decent flavor, but nowhere near as good as BD2. BD3 and BD1 were both good, but not in the same league as BD3.

Blue Dream: Effect

They were all good. If I had to give an edge to any of the different plants, I’d give it to BD1. It just seemed to be a bit more defined, but the brain buzz from all of them was wonderful. As is usual for Blue Dream, these made me feel mentally sharp and relaxed at the same time. I’ve never found a big body buzz from Blue Dream and none of these were any different.

Conclusion

Blue Dream is a good plant. There’s a reason it’s legendary in California and that’s because it’s a really good strain. It’s uplifting and cerebral at the same time. Most strains are either uplifting or have a big body effect and while Blue Dream definitely falls on the brain side of things, its body feeling is gentle and doesn’t put you into a couch-lock mode.

Even if you’re a newbie, you’ll probably love Blue Dream.

9 Best Marijuana Strains of the 2020 Harvest

9 Best Marijuana Strains of the 2020 Harvest

[Canniseur: I can’t say any more about the year or the strains than the author. So I’m going to leave it at that. Here are 9 terrific strains, whether for 2020 or 2016, it doesn’t matter. What does matter that this has been a turducken year, but not as good as a turducken (are they really good?). It’s been a shit year, so far. Hopefully, things will begin to look up in about 3 weeks.]

This year may be a dumpster fire inside a trainwreck, but at least there’s more fresh, legal, tested fuego for your bubbler than ever before.

Amid a global pandemic and historic political division, legal cannabis has become a silver lining deemed essential by authorities. Weed continues to get stronger, more flavorful, more tested, and more legal in 2020 than before.

And the pace of cannabis development is accelerating in 2020, said Kevin Jodrey, cultivation director and owner of Wonderland Nursery in the Humboldt County town of Redway, CA—the epicenter of global ganja innovation.

Original Post: Leafly: 9 Best Marijuana Strains of the 2020 Harvest

Cookies n’ Cream – From The Spot, Pueblo, CO

Cookies n’ Cream – From The Spot, Pueblo, CO

Cookies & Cream Strain Review: Total Score 93

Cookies & Cream sounds like a yummy snack…or meal. Once upon a time, I loved my Oreos and milk. Smooth, unctuous delicious. I used to be able to eat a whole bag of Oreos and drink a quart of milk, but no more. I don’t know if it’s wisdom or age. But this isn’t the weed, Oreos are real cookies. But Cookies & Cream, the cannabis strain, really is reminiscent in several ways of those old Oreo and milk sessions. Smooth, mellow, and satisfying. First a word about The Spot dispensary .

I’ve been to lots of dispensaries in many of the legal states. The Spot (there are 2 outlets and a grow operation in Pueblo and 1 in Trinidad) is among the very best I’ve ever visited. Their Pueblo West store is also a grow operation that was open for arranged tours before COVID changed our lives. They appear to grow their own and it’s good indeed. Companies who grow their own have a much greater incentive to produce good products. The budtender who helped me was quite knowledgable and told me that all their flower was grown hydroponically. I don’t know that but will take him at his word. Much of the flower in jars looked great although it’s hard to tell in a big jar of buds. They did not look like they’d been treated with PGRs (Plant Growth Regulators) which supposedly can lead to health problems. Back to our main event; the strain.

Cookies & Cream – Appearance

The buds, while small, were fairly loose with the original structure easy to determine. The leaves were easily discernable so the buds weren’t over-trimmed. There were lots of pale orange stigmas all over the buds and they were generally frosted with trichomes. Leaves can include trichomes, which have most of the good stuff. The buds were a pale to medium green with different parts of the plant displaying different shades. The only detraction was the size of the buds. All were very small. I’d like to see a selection of sizes. The plant itself should express its trichome and THC genetics about the same all over the plant. It would be nice if I could see where the bud came from on the plant; Was it high or low? How big were the original buds? The appearance score is based on the lack of size and differentiation.

Appearance Score – 16

Cookies & Cream – Aroma

There were many aromas in Cookies & Cream and they were wonderful. The initial dominant scent was sweet with undertones of creaminess, and a suave mix of berry, vanilla, and an earthy element. I like bud that possesses complex and distinct aromas. Too much cannabis in the marketplace just has a blah aroma. Not this. I just loved the scent and kept smelling it. The first notes were sweet and smooth.

Aroma Score  – 19

Cookies & Cream – Taste

If I could write this review with just one word, it would be smooth. That’s it. smooth. The taste started out smooth and ended smooth. What was in-between. was a creamy texture in the mouth that is very difficult to describe. It actually seemed to taste of cookies and the cookie taste combined with the smoothness had this strain truly living up to its name. Loved it! The taste was very much like the aroma. No complaints there. There was a certain purity of the flavors that didn’t go unnoticed. Loved it.

This bud was very well cured. The ash was almost pure white. I don’t know if it would have been harsher or whatever if it had been cured poorly. But I’ll take this kind of cure any time at all.

Taste Score – 19

Cookies & Cream – Effect

As smooth as the taste was, the effect was just as smooth. As creamy as this was to my nose and as creamy as it was to my palate, the effect was smooth and creamy as well. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered a strain where the aroma, flavor, and effect all meshed like this. It was a supremely mellow and smoothly energizing experience. Mellow…not a wacky brain buzz, but just smooth. And again for lack of a better word, smoothly energizing. No big burst of “clean up the entire house…NOW” kind of energy. But a good feeling like I was up to the task and had plenty of energy to do it. I personally found this effect to be wonderful. It was just as the budtender advertised. Terrific stuff.

Rarely does anything I get from a dispensary live up to the hype I frequently get from uninformed or uneducated budtenders. This one was just terrific.

Effect Score – 19

Cookies & Cream Strain Review Summary

Cookies & Cream is supposed to be a ‘hybrid’. I don’t know exactly what hybrid means anymore because some hybrids are energizing and some are couch-lock inducing. This strain is a real hybrid. It seems to take the best of what we call Sativa and the best of Indica and combines them into something really different and wonderful.

This is perhaps the best cannabis I’ve had since I purchased some Acapulco Gold at The Green Room in Telluride in June or July. Since nothing is probably an old landrace strain anymore, I really didn’t know what the Acapulco Gold was…other than excellent. But this is about Cookies & Cream.

If you find yourself driving on  Interstate 25 in Colorado passing through Pueblo, get off at exit 101 (U.S. 50) and make a left at the first light to the west of the highway and it’s right there next to the 7-11 on the left.

Cookies & Cream Total Score 93

Strain Review – Lazercat Cannabis Live Rosin

Strain Review – Lazercat Cannabis Live Rosin

This is not an ordinary strain review. If you’ve read my reviews, you’ll know I’m a fan of whole flower consumption. I like flower because it’s holistic. The whole plant might be better than the parts like trichomes, THC, CBD or any other partial use of the plant. I don’t consume vape cartridgess. I have no idea where what they contain comes from, how the ‘oil’ was extracted, and what additives there might be in them. So why am I reviewing a “concentrate”? Lazercat is why. And this won’t look like one of our regular reviews. No 4-20s score here.

What is Lazercat?

Lazercat Cannabis is a small company located near Breckenridge, Colorado that specializes in water process concentrates. They do seem to sell flower, but haven’t seen it in any dispensary, although one said they’d had some the week before. There are almost no other companies in any legal state who only make water process live resin products. Nearly all concentrates are made with solvents like alcohol or butane or CO2. Why would I want to ingest any of that?

Why Water Process Is Important

I never know how most concentrates are made. I have come to find over the years that most concentrates are pretty mysterious. They can be made any way that’s possible to extract the THC from the plant. Hopefully, terpenes come along, but terpenes (all the tasty parts of cannabis) are notably fragile. They are usually destroyed at temperatures above 150F. One of Lazercat’s differences is their use of very cold water to separate the trichomes, which contain all of the terpenes and THC type chemistry of the plant. A cold process keeps the terpenes smelling and tasting the way the plant made them. It also doesn’t destroy any of the THC type chemicals. The trichomes are the frosty parts of a bud. The more frost, the more trichomes, but they’re then a bunch of frosty bits on a flower.

The Product

This product is named “Premium Live Rosin” and the strains in this particular iteration are Cheese Dog + GMO. Lazercat grows many strains and 5 products. These are both very good strains if somewhat more difficult to grow. That’s another thing about Lazercat. They don’t seem to be afraid of growing difficult strains. And the difficult to grow strains are usually the best. It’s kind of hard to imagine when cannabis came from Mexico or farther south and would just be allowed to grow in mostly untended fields, harvested, destemmed, and dried.

Premium live rosin is made from a whole plant that has its trichomes separated from the rest of the plant, is water-washed, then sifted through a small (90 micron) sieve. The resulting pile of goodness is then lightly pressed (I think) into this wonderful-looking pale gold glob of pretty hard material. The picture here shows how pretty it is. One note: when consuming this kind of product, I believe it’s meant to be vaped. I don’t vape, but rather put it on top of a bowl of flower. The whole idea of setting up a rig is just too much to deal with if I’m going to enjoy the effect.

Appearance – Lazercat Silver Fume

The usual categories of appearance don’t hold for this product. But it is a pretty pale yellow color almost like a pale lemon. As I looked at the product, I thought about how I would mix that color on my palate and what I’d use. I came up with using a touch of cadmium yellow mixed with Naples yellow (you’ll have to look up a color chart to see what I mean) and some titanium of white. It was a very pretty color, but it was really a lump of beautiful concentrated essence of cannabis.

Aroma – Lazercat Silver Fume

The aroma is a bit harder to describe then a cannabis flower aroma. It’s the same, but different. A little lighter. Perhaps more concentrated and not as complex, but it’s still nice. Flowers, but not just any flowers, are what it reminds me of every time I smell it, which is every time I open the jar.

Taste – Lazercat Silver Fume

The taste is hard to describe. It’s a lot like the effect (see below). It was very ethereal. It tasted almost exactly as it smelled. I cannot explain it any other way. The flavor was very light but concentrated. It filled my mouth with flavors of lemon, perhaps honeysuckle and flavors I don’t usually associate with cannabis flower of any type. It was extremely pleasant. It wasn’t hash-like and it was very present. Loved it!

Effect – Lazercat Silver Fume

The effect continued with the theme of ethereal. It was VERY present. It was intense, but at the same time it was vety intense in a wonderful way. It felt as it gave me great powers of concentration at the same time as it put my head in the clouds. This product just felt like pure cannabis pleasure. I could go on (and on), but I cannot write about how pleasant it is. I liked it. A lot. I couldn’t consume it all the time though. If there was one thing that is negative about the effect, it’s how it’s not ’rounded’ in the same way that the effect from good flower is. There’s a certain completeness about the effect of flower, but that’s not to denigrate the quality. It’s just different.

Conclusion – Lazercat Silver Fume

If you’re in Colorado, try to find this product. It’s worth the few extra dollars over some other products in the market that state. Their website has locations of where the product has been purchased, but it’s not very up to date nor are the dispensaries that up to date either with what’s there. I called one in Trinidad that I like a lot, but when I tried to order a specific product I liked, they didn’t have it. I wish there was a way to ‘reserve’ the product I want, but there’s not.

If I was going to give this a score, I’d give it a 96, which is very high (as was I), but I haven’t developed the correct vocabulary to properly explain it. So the score will have to remain buried in this review and I’ll leave it at that.

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